If there is one thing I (wes) don't like about newborns is the stump. It's just nasty. So now it's gone and my Amelia looks normal....for a Gerbick anyway...
are you kidding me? You need to share your secret Wes!!! Andrew didnt want to hold her because of the weird thing on her belly button. He was pretty stoked to hold her prior to seeing it.
confession time: soon after scotty & leila left ("gerwigs"), i (heidi) changed her diaper & she kept screaming & screaming & wiggling around...turns out that her stump was caught in the diaper & started to seep that nasty stuff. it was truly hanging by this nasty weird thread...so we cut it! it was a parental decision that we feel very good about ;o)
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are you kidding me? You need to share your secret Wes!!! Andrew didnt want to hold her because of the weird thing on her belly button. He was pretty stoked to hold her prior to seeing it.
ReplyDeleteI know you're secret Wes...you just couldn't wait until Heidi wasn't looking so you could pluck it right off! You're so busted.
ReplyDeleteconfession time: soon after scotty & leila left ("gerwigs"), i (heidi) changed her diaper & she kept screaming & screaming & wiggling around...turns out that her stump was caught in the diaper & started to seep that nasty stuff. it was truly hanging by this nasty weird thread...so we cut it! it was a parental decision that we feel very good about ;o)
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